Corgi Photo Challenge: Day 5: Begging Corgi
Are those meatballs for me? They must be for me since I’m the only starving corgi in this house.
Come on, evolution, you cannot be serious with this sh—
Oh, wait. OH. Ha! I get it. Clearly the red-lipped batfish is a work of satire, not meant to be taken as a literal “animal,” which would of course be ridiculous. Sorry, I can be a bit slow sometimes. Nice one.
her: I need apples…
me: I need 2 electromagnetic particle accelerators, one fresh human cadavre, a huge hall, a human sacrifice, a few ammetres, and a few million volts…but yeah, sure…we can solve the apple issue first.
her: :))) I just love you!!!
And that, kids, is one of the best ‘I love you’s I ever got. xD
who let people from tumblr start writing greeting cards?
aw shit get it wednesday
HA! I almost forgot to reblog this today
Every Wednesday from now on.
*sexually strokes wall until finding light switch*
What a turn on.
Grace! It’s Christmas, for goodness sake. Think about the baby Jesus.
The way he chews is so funny. It’s like he doesn’t have any theeth. He cracks me up. xD
The Force Is Strong With This New Acorn Worm
“Discovered a new type of acorn worm, scientists have. Named it after Yoda, they did.”